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The Real Mitt Romney

"The Real Mitt Romney" (a parody of Slim Shady with thanks to Eminem)

[Mitt Romney]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here…

Y'all act like you never seen a white politician before
Jaws all on the floor like Rove, like Cheney just burst in the door
Talkin’ ‘bout starting another pointless war
But I don’t care about the Middle East
Unless I can buy and harvest their companies
I’m just here for the power and control
And that debate will bring me up in the polls
‘Cause I sliced and diced and fooled those voters
With my creative math I dazzled the POTUS
But once I get in my homies will owe me
For cutting their taxes and firing the police
Who’d of jailed them for stealing from the least
You know those lazy poors don’t matter
Just as long as we have a mighty fine platter
Survival of the richest is our motto
Let them keep trying to win the lotto

'Cause I'm Mitt Romney yes I'm the real Romney
All you other Mitt Romneys are just imitating
So won't the real Mitt Romney please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Tags: classism, debate, finance, politics
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