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08 December 2011 @ 06:17 am
I Have a Few Hundred Words About Our Date  
http://gawker.com/5865681/the-horrifying-post+date-rant-allegedly-sent-by-an-investment-manager

1600 clueless, invasive, stalkerish and insecure words--with a bullet point list no less. I've boiled it down for you:

Hi Lauren,

I know you enjoyed our date as much as I did because you stayed until the end unlike the last 5 women I talked into going out with me. You even looked at me and when you touched your hair I knew that was your secret signal that we were meant to be. But then you didn't return my calls so I know you must be cheating on me and I demand an apology. I still think we could have a great life together, I mean second date. I've got it all figured out with bullet points and everything because I'm organized and logical like that. I make LOTS of money which I'm sure will impress you if you're shallow like me. Call me back and we can get started on our second date. Or you can let me know why there won't be one after you led me on.

Best, Mike
 
 
 
Long way around the sun: L--Dryervisualsyntax on December 8th, 2011 05:26 pm (UTC)
Creeper.