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08 December 2011 @ 06:17 am
I Have a Few Hundred Words About Our Date  

1600 clueless, invasive, stalkerish and insecure words--with a bullet point list no less. I've boiled it down for you:

Hi Lauren,

I know you enjoyed our date as much as I did because you stayed until the end unlike the last 5 women I talked into going out with me. You even looked at me and when you touched your hair I knew that was your secret signal that we were meant to be. But then you didn't return my calls so I know you must be cheating on me and I demand an apology. I still think we could have a great life together, I mean second date. I've got it all figured out with bullet points and everything because I'm organized and logical like that. I make LOTS of money which I'm sure will impress you if you're shallow like me. Call me back and we can get started on our second date. Or you can let me know why there won't be one after you led me on.

Best, Mike
Long way around the sun: L--Dryervisualsyntax on December 8th, 2011 05:26 pm (UTC)
sarafoopsarafoop on December 8th, 2011 08:04 pm (UTC)
I would bet money this guy has aspergers. He thinks he knows the rules of dating, and she is not obeying them and he really can't understand why. He needs a good friend to sit him down and explain it to him in a really straightforward way.
Christinekisekileia on December 8th, 2011 09:56 pm (UTC)
That is exactly what I was thinking.
Phatchick: jawdropladybrigid on December 10th, 2011 12:14 am (UTC)
I wonder why the last 5 ducked out early? No, I don't {wry grin}