I used to be a person who never burned things or left the stove on. I never needed to use a timer.
To follow that up, I went to make popcorn and couldn't figure out what was taking so long. I had turned the other burner on instead of the one the popcorn pan was on. Took me almost ten minutes to get a clue. I mean, literally I stood there that long not realizing why my popcorn wasn't starting to pop.
I want my brain cells back!