Tapati (tapati) wrote,
Tapati
tapati

More Mom Appreciation

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after
you've had a baby....

Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, 'normal' is history.


Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct...

Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.


Somebody said being a mother is boring ....

Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's
permit.


Somebody said if you're a 'good' mother, your child will 'turn out
good'....

Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.


Somebody said 'good' mothers never raise their voices ....

Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child
hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.


Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother....

Somebody never helped a fourth grader with their math homework.


Somebody said you can't love the second child as much as you love the
first .... Somebody doesn't have two children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
questions in the books....

Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and
delivery....

Somebody never watched her 'baby' get on the bus for the first day of
Kindergarten, or on a plane headed for military boot camp.

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets
married....

Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law
to a mother's heartstrings.


Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves
home...

Not so!!!


Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to
tell her....

Somebody isn't a mother.
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