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08 July 2008 @ 05:53 pm
Laugh Attack  
The other night we were looking at the offerings of our cable's "On Demand" feature. I thought it would be amusing to see what porn offerings they had, even though I don't really like the x-rated stuff. I just wanted to see what they had, maybe they had one of the classics like "Wifemistress" or "Emmanuele."

I had been coughing so much that my ribs and back hurt, so I was trying to avoid doing anything that would use those muscles.

But when I saw the titles I couldn't help but laugh, especially when I saw "12 inch Attack."

For some reason that title just struck me as particularly funny and I was off in one of those laughing fits where you just can't stop yourself and can hardly come up for breath. I guess it represented everything that was ridiculous about...well the kind of men who care that much about impressing everyone with their penis length.

I thought I'd die before I could stop. I would start to wind down and then I'd think of it again and be off, though it hurt so much I was simultaneously groaning in pain.

I don't think there could be an equivalent for women...Attack of the 12 inch vagina? Maybe Attack of the Quadruple D Cup?

labrys6 on July 8th, 2008 11:13 pm (UTC)
Porn titles always crack me up. But I find it so boring to watch....
Along that line, if only tangent-wise? I did "turn around" as you once jokingly wished....on my Logbook blog July 4th entry. Talk about "be careful what you wish for!"
Tapatitapati on July 9th, 2008 01:45 am (UTC)
(chuckle) but isn't it cheating if you're covered by beads? (Though mighty cool beads, at that)
labrys6 on July 9th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
A very old friend did complain about the lack of exposure, lol. But alas, those beads were the point---5300 names, 5300 beads.
(Anonymous) on July 9th, 2008 12:42 am (UTC)
I can relate. I cracked my rib recently and it's making it difficult to watch broad comedy.

Before I got jaded from looking at so much spam, I used to crack up once in a while at the porn junk email titles. Fortunately or unfortunately, I can only yawn now, no matter how outrageous.

Tapatitapati on July 9th, 2008 01:39 am (UTC)
Ouch! How did you do that?

It's sad when you can't afford to laugh! And that's often when you really need to!
3treekisser: Cockadoodledoo3treekisser on July 9th, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC)
Porn titles are funny!!!

...not that I would know. *whistles innocently* :)