Tapati (tapati) wrote,
Tapati
tapati

Lost three pounds

My cardiologist was happy to point out that I'd lost three pounds. Lest he think I possessed some virtue that I do not, I replied that I'd only lost them because of my non-stop migraines making me stay in bed, too drugged and in pain to get up and eat.

The migraine diet is very effective. Do you think I could open a franchise?
Tags: the migraine diet
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