When I saw the new Armor of God pajamas I was reminded of the following prayer. I mean, what could be more appropriate after you've terrorized your small children with the idea that they might die tonight while they sleep?

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
If I should die before I awake
I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Cheerful, isn't it? No wonder I had nightmares throughout my early childhood. But today's moms can then send their kids off to bed well protected in Armor of God pajamas. I'm sure it's only a matter of time until the whole family can wrap themselves in Armor of God sheets and sleep on Armor of God pillowcases, all snug and secure in their fundamentalist fantasy.

Bill Maher suggests that these pajamas would go well with the KKK hoods. But I think it looks like the little ones are all ready to march to the Middle East and lead the new Crusades.