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24 January 2008 @ 05:19 am
If fundy men can hate women for attracting them, then...  
Damn pizza for putting all this plaque in my arteries. It just sits there so wantonly, with its cheese and tomatoes and basil all openly visible for all to see, tempting us with its oozing sauce. Pizza is such a slut! If only it would modestly and chastely cover itself and stop advertising its warm, cheesy goodness I know I could remain on the platform of a heart healthy diet forever and ever, thus achieving the elusive goal of heart health. Damn pizza!

 
 
 
Mari Adkinsmariadkins on January 24th, 2008 04:45 pm (UTC)
Damn it. Now I want pizza...
Tapatitapati on January 25th, 2008 12:47 am (UTC)
sigh, I pretty much always want pizza.
Mari Adkinsmariadkins on January 25th, 2008 12:53 am (UTC)
Well, yeah. Me too.